You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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