is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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