Apparently you make a good broom.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
