We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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