How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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