He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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