I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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