he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
i think my cat just said my name.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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