is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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