its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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