Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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