I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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