i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I wish there were birth control emojis
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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