Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she told me i tasted like america
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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