is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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