guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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