there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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