My hand turned me down
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
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I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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