Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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