That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
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So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM