ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
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