Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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