Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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