I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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