i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
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