Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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