"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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