3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Randomize
