Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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