You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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