belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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