SEEEEXXX PLEASE
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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