Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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