In the future we'll all be gay
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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