come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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