i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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