Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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