I love black thongs
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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