ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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