brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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