susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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