The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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