Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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