I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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