At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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