either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
