I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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