no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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