Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Randomize
