My hand turned me down
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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