Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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