O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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