It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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